Tiny Tremp

“The Deal Maker”

Tweets Per Day: 25

Catchphrase: “You’re Fired!”

Tan Lines: Perpetual

Hair Height: 6 inches

Once suggested nuking hurricanes

Bald Boden​

“The Ice Cream Lover”

Sunglasses Owned: 15

Catchphrase: “Here’s the deal.”

Ice Cream Cones Per Month: 30

Foot-in-Mouth Moments: 12 per speech

Number of Times Lost in the White House: 5

(but found by Secret Service each time)